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Sunday, October 4, 2009

Fame sucks more than a hoover.

Seriously, worst movie i have ever seen. I don't even know where to begin.

Oh i know, let's start with the main character jenny. WTF man! Half the time your thinking oh, she's such a sweet heart, goody goody two shoes, and out of nowhere she gives us a little insight into her slutty side, without even trying to progress her change in character through character development.

"My parents are gone....how about I have sex with you even though we've only just met, and you've shown that your an insecure little twat."

What an embarassing scene.

The only thing more embarassing than that, was when he had to be sold on following her afterwards, like as if he wasn't looking forward to sleeping with her. I swear I even saw him cringe, as she hopped all the way to broadway and 35th before he even started moving forward after her. LOL

And then there's victor taveres. WTF was the point of putting him in the movie. I swear he didnn't even have an important role, other than being a producer.

Denise was the only character of significance, who actually grew in th movie. Who could actually act, without evoking every possible african-american stereotype there ever was.

Marco is so gay its not even funny. The only thing even more funnier than that is th fact that he is trying to hide it, which is hilarious by dating that cardboard cut-out character jenny who doesn't have a personality. It'r true, check out his dancing man. The only time he even looks like a man is when he was singing.

Jenny's dance at the end....oh dear god.

Wow, could they enforce anymore stereotypes in that movie. Malik, pissed me off in more ways than I could've ever imagined. Wow, I'v never heard of a teenage boy who grew up in the hood, with a dead sister who was shot, and a mother who doesn't let him live his life. Trying to get out of the 'hard life'....pshttt, seriously, at least if you are going to do this, do it properly, not half-assed with a spoke word method actor. LOL

Oh and the mom and her weave tracks that started 10 inches into her scalp, was hilarious. And the dad was practically bursting out of his shirt. Try XXL man.

Oh and what the hell was up with the dancer? She was captain bitch. I didn't even think she was even all that fly of a dancer anyway.

But I guess good enough fo that shitty school. I mean come-on at least do juliard or something, but when you pick a school located right next to a dumpster on an unknown street what do you expect.

I mean did you guys see the shot outside the school. My middle school looked bigger than that, man. LOL

Oh but I should stop hating. Cuz it didn bring me some entertainment. So I would actually like everyone to check it out, it's quite funny. But not an oscar contender, by a longshot. I mean you never see the characters develop, or grow. They do things and you never understand why, very stupid things. The movie skips a lot of stuff, skipping from frshman to sophmore and junior then senior, but the funny thing is NOTHING CHANGES.


LMAO, is my case.

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